Apparently not participating in daylight savings time has set Arizona back to 1864.

Celebrating Yue’s 1st birthday in the appropriate fashion - with a Seattle Kraken cake from The Seattle Barkery!! (I didn’t have any but she said it was delish)

Extremely stoked that KING 5 News is the new home for the Seattle Kraken! Woke up to see Buoy on with morning crew and was like WHOA!

Thank you Jake Watkins and Mimi Jung for your segment on donating blood just now. I teared up hearing your story just now too on KING 5 News. Like you said - an hour could save a life. That makes those 60 minutes worth it.

You know something is fucked up if it’s the premise of a CYE plot line. And this time it’s real!?! atlantaciviccircle.org/2024/02/14/exp… via Atlanta Civic Circle

Biden: look, the fact is, we can’t… we don’t… look. Here’s the deal. And this is no foolin Trump: there are ten billion guatemalans attacking the lincoln memorial right now

Who has malarkey in their debate bingo card?

If I had 34 felonies I wouldn’t be able to become a citizen. But… I could become president!

Oh shit. I’m going to pay 138% tax under the next Biden Administration!!!

Now they’re debating their handicap in a presidential debate. Is this real?

The only thing this debate clarified for me is that I don’t want to watch another debate.

To recover from that debacle, I mean debate, no… debacle, I’m watching Veep. At least this fucking dumpsterfire is satire.

Fuck you for spreading lies about immigrants. This is not acceptable. No one is eating the dogs and cats.

If you can’t say you want Ukraine to win the war then you’re a worthless piece of garbage.

Is a republican controlling the mute button?

Trump had a secret plan to fight inflation. Bradley Whitford knows what I mean.

Gun control isn’t taking peoples guns away. It’s about maybe not letting a dad give his son a gun after he’s been investigated that previous summer.

The only cat photo that matters today.

Shots fired in the vicinity of a felon. Why is this news?

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