My wife makes me super uncomfortable while she haggles for new vehicles. Soooooooo uncomfortable.

SMORGASBORD!!!!!

I've opened up Twitter four times today. That's got to be a record. For me.

Dark mode in Slack is a real game changer and I'm embarrassed I just discovered it last night.

Dismantling and cleaning your brew house heat exchanger is a great way to remind yourself that your knuckles are fragile.

Yo también mantequilla. Yo también.

We’re also huge fans of the kölsch glass.

Where is the social media outrage over this acquisition? Or do we just limit that to craft beer and shitty hamburgers. dallasnews.com/business/merge…

Do you flick your cigarettes to the ground? Yes? You’re an asshole.

Just noticed Austin Beerworks 🪙 in a legal zoom commercial. Awesome.

Do I know anyone that plays MTGO or MTGA?

Social distancing will help #FlattenTheCurve by taking yourself and others out of the infection chain. Same number of cases, but spread over more time, giving the health care system precious time to adjust. It’s finally not rude to cancel your plans.

Start putting gochujang in your barbecue sauce.

Came across this article and immediately thought of ⁦Texas Dave⁩ vox.com/2020/11/6/2155…

I wish I lived in a part of the country where I could hear everyone breathe a collective sigh of relief. Instead I live in Texas.

Well, it's taken more than a year, but I find myself missing owning a brewery.

Well the opening announcement has provided an opportunity to pay attention to the establishments that actually care about their employees and patrons by maintaining safety standards. I’ll be taking note.

Basmati is the best rice.

Hey @investvoyager how long should I expect to wait for a response to my support ticket? We’re nearing a week and I haven’t even gotten an acknowledgment. I have no access to my portfolio because your license scanner doesn’t work.