in the year of our lord 2026 i just heard someone say YOLO with full sincerity

one thing about me is I WILL stare at the moon when drunk. every time. idc.

forgot how many of the billboards between dallas & houston are actually terrifying 🧍🏻‍♀️

unfortunately my politics are rooted in a deep love for humanity and the exhausting belief that a new world is possible

@ dallas

Fun fact Texas is one of the only places in the world where abortion is illegal without exception (40 countries) New Mexico is one of the only places in the world where abortion is legal without exception (0 countries) They’re bordering each other in the same country

if you find an old phone, you should definitely go through the pics. especially if you had screenshots of old texts & are looking to feel sick to your stomach🙂

I miss when the weeknd made stripper music 😔💔

Not me. I am a proper hater.

Thank god the music’s been good bc the games been boring.

Ummm is GOGGLE down???

Date idea: I drink three espresso martinis and then you try to catch me