McDonald's Snack wrap

Just got the McRib. I’m such a Gemini 😩

Having a tough time deciding which one of my roommates I’m going to kiss at midnight

Ryan Seacrest

Praying for Andrew Hillier 🙏

The best part of my day is changing out of my daytime sweatpants into my night sweatpants

I love the girls that don’t speed on the highway but will drive that exact same speed through the Trader Joe’s parking lot. You do you crazy :)

What do pilots call road head? Plane brain lol

Epic FAIL of the day: I cut my finger open at the gym where I was working out today at the gym. So embarrassing to happen at the GYM where I was today

if it ain’t crack let her run track

The good news about being 25 is that I’m almost old enough to play a highschooler in a hit teen drama

I hope you’ve already had your coffee Big Cat

hors d'oeuvres have no business being spelled that way

She bobbin on my Portis

I'm not the fucking man #aprilfools