i can’t believe he said this…

need glen powell biblically

and i’m SICK ?!

🖤🖤🖤

Wait until you discover that people who don’t WFH also don’t work every moment of their 9-5 in the office. They’re just forced to fuck around in their spinny chair rather than do useful things around their home but somehow people think it’s different

SIMONE SIMONE SIMONE 🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅

🤭

Men will see dirty dishes in the sink, dirty laundry hampers overflowing, dirt and crumbs all over the floor, expired food in the fridge, an unmade bed, and grime in the shower and say “what can I take off your plate?” like they don’t also live in the house and have eyeballs

where art thou? why not uponeth me? #ShortNSweet

screaming love songs in the car with the windows down… maybe life is worth living

BREAKING NEWS: “Twilight” just received a 30 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 300th time

i hate how blatant biphobia is on this app sometimes

need this in denton

johanna in catching fire when wiress wouldn’t stop repeating the same phrase

LIAM PAYNE IS DEAD???