it's free not to steal tweets. just press RT like a normal person

it's free not to blow smoke or vapor into the faces of people walking behind you

it's free not to jump red lights just because you're on a bicycle

it's free not to ride an electric scooter at 25 mph on the sidewalk

it's free not to completely disregard science because of a facebook meme

it's free not to put things back on the wrong shelf in the grocery store

it's free not to place spoons directly under the tap and soak your shirt and whole kitchen but we all do it anyway

it's free not to attack people or vandalise property because your team lost a ball game

it’s free not to be a dick to retail workers

it's free not to play your shitty spotify playlist through a speaker in public

it's free not to tell your life story to cashiers

it's free not to treat minimum wage workers like dirt

it's free not to call people, texts exist for a reason

it's free not to wear a mask in a lot of places now but please fucking do it anyway

it's free not to spend 27 minutes paying for your shopping, just have your card/ cash ready

it's free not to be a big anti-vax dumb dumb

it's free not to ruin spider-man as well as the internet

it's free not to endanger your loved ones by being anti-vax