"When can I officially retire or am I s'pose to do this for the rest of my life?"

"Savin' the world, looking proper while doin' it. Ain't nothin' better than that, bruv."

"Wake me up when the world ends, yeah?"

"Harry speaks Italian? Molto bene."

"Hung over... I feel like a pleb."

Thinks about JB. Silently weeps.

"Behave is my middle name. Gary Behave Unwin."

"I look like a total pleb."

"Guess that's that, yeah? Eggsy is a pleb." x.com/agent_gin/stat…

"Drunk drivin' is easy, 'innit?"

"Had way too much to drink last night."

"Egg//zee//."

"Whenever someone calls me Eggy."

"..... you are lucky we are friends." x.com/creuissedolum/…

"Yes, we are really friends. We went over this before." x.com/creuissedolum/…

"Agent Blowjob?" Spits out drink.

"Fuckin' hell... feels good to be back, 'innit?"

"It's, uhm, pleased to see you again, BJ..." Awkwardly nods at her. "How've you been?" x.com/harpiaira/stat…

"FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK."

"I hav' a crush on someone."