Bill Kenney!

How many more videos of fireworks between butt cheeks do people need to see before they stop making attempts?

Which came first, the #Icee or the #SlushPuppy? I know I could just Google it myself, but I’d rather ask you (and the growing number of bots that inexplicably follow me).

When did so many people become so certain about the thought processes of other people?

There are a lot of reasons to be proud to work in the orbit of Steve Harvey. This right here is a HUGE one! The world’s problems require strong medicine…like this… instagram.com/reel/Ctjm1XhPz…

I probably judge a speaker’s credibility based on the type of microphone they’re talking into WAY more than I should…but I’m usually not wrong.

It's the last day of the Steam Summer Sale! Buy Helheim Hassle while it's still only 2$! You'll love it if you like comedy games, adventure games, metroidvanias or uh... musicals!

It’s finally out and I can finally talk about it! I am SO excited to have my voice be a part of Forza Motorsport! I still haven’t gotten far enough into the game to hear myself, but I’m working on it 😜. Have fun playing! It’s an awesome game!!

Does anyone else who owns a Ninja Foodi think of the song “That’s What Friends Are For” every time it starts & stops? #IfYouKnowYouKnow

Dear Apple Music, I never…ever, ever, ever…want the app to start playing audio when I plug it into my car. EVER! Please give us the ability to disable that function. Until then, I’m out. No listening. Definitely no purchases. Fix this.

Here’s a stream you’ll love! Watch Ozan (the main mastermind behind #HelheimHassle) play through the game. I had SO much fun working on this game! So fun to hear the stories behind the lore!

Why do so many people, who would never listen to “mainstream” music, have such a chip on their shoulder about the fact that the music they do listen to isn’t part of the mainstream?

I just installed new baby cabinet locks equipped with “decoy” buttons. I, a grown man, can attest that they work. I have reached a new level of shame.

When podcasters refer to their show as “The Pod”.

Hey Mario Lopez, congratulations on getting your star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! I always love seeing radio family get recognition (yeah I know you’ve done a lot of TV too🤣). We’ve never met, but I always hear great things about you. Happy for you, man & happy birthday!

Imma need a gif of Patrick Mahomes II putting Malik Mustapha 🇳🇬 on his ass immediately.

Thanks NFL

Man, what I wouldn’t give to get to listen to a live call of today’s game from Mitch Holthus!

How many people you reckon have heard at least some of Alan Jackson’s “Daddy Let Me Drive” from the passenger seat of their car in a ditch on a county road?

I’d like to hear Bill Walton and Jesse Ventura do impressions of each other. . . . (The joke is that their voices sound the same. Go listen and tell me I’m wrong.)