Guy who doesn’t understand the Celsius system and just thinks Europe is cold all the time

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Instead of runoff elections all of the candidates should go on Hot Ones and whoever drinks the least wins

Me when I wake up after sleeping nine hours

Me when I make shit graphs

Taking the labels off all of the cans in my house. Is it a Diet Coke or beer kinda night? Let god decide

Snipers actually train for years to be able to fire between farts

Science contrarian bingo.

Sober September starting with the death of the great Jimmy Buffet is tough. I went to the liquor store to get marg mix for virgin margs and saw zero proof tequila for the first time ever. Jimmy’s looking down on me 🙏

When I was really high at my friends place I pointed at their cat and just said “10,000 calories”

Nietzsche’s work can be (and has been) interpreted in a number of different ways. To me, however, Nietzsche presents a worldview glorifying life in a profoundly joyful manner. He challenges us to live our lives for us, to be free, and that’s why I read him.