tubi count your fucking days

You could be staring at someone’s ass and they could be farting you wouldn’t know

They should sell candy in the library

They should have ice cream at the library

Why do I have a midterm next week? What the shit? When did this happen?

Clark just give us a snow day cmon

Professor, I wasn’t able to do the hw bc there is a nationwide shortage of adderall 😪

Sad April Fool's day is over? Well, if you believe that billionaires earned their fortunes then you can be a fool all year round.

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“MELHORES AMIGOS” (2023)

Only clark would have the loudest construction happening at the library during finals lol wtf

britney spears, beyoncé and p!nk for pepsi in 2004

Hey God, me again. Thank you. That’s all.

There should be more drinks that make you feel different besides alcohol and caffeine

Belts do a good job at their job

My least favorite part of leaving my room a mess is coming back to my room being a mess

Witnessed this fallen soldier near red square

If roads and campus may be slippery and snow covered….. university should not be operating on normal schedule… what the