Mamdani: if you have a house in NYC that you don’t live in that is worth over $5 million, you have to pay an extra tax on it Guy from my grade school who is now a Suffolk County police officer:

these cunty introductions into the show

Boomers realizing that 90% of their wealth is tied to their house but no one can afford to buy it from them

this is actually insane omfg😭

han descubierto un torso de atenea que en su armadura lleva la cara de medusa

Some might consider a top 10 ranked fighter having to deliver for UberEats to make ends meet a bit of a bad look for the organisation employing her rather than a biceps emoji moment.

The internet found out that man was working down to Trader Joe's and he ain't been without an acting gig since

behind the scenes process videos are gonna be a really valuable marketing content piece with the rise of ai slop

If you’re a Northeast Catholic you 1000% have more spiritual camaraderie with Muslims than a Baptist or Evangelical.

this is exactly how i’ve always envisioned that scenario and its killing me that she said it

are you kidding me, bryan cranston has the mel king keychain i’m gonna cry 😭😭 this is so cute

When you're at the Mel King biggest fan competition and Bryan Cranston shows up

Every year it’s the same "The Met Gala is the hunger games" blah blah from people who purposefully choose to ignore that it’s an event which funds the arts but okayyyy

[🧵]: the axe scene carries major significance for tyler’s character, as it’s the first time he’s really and truly seen without the acceptance of one part at the cost of the other, and it’s important to bear in mind that this is something that not even his own parents gave him.

Better headline: "7 year old killed by anti-vax parents"

when you devote your life to take care of your sibling and lose yourself in the process.

#melking sketches #thepitt

WEYES BLOOD OH NO

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Omg