Did he get it when he was about 10 after it was first launched though?

Where’s the summer? 😭

I’ve defended Southgate, but he’s lost the plot completely now.

How much tax do I need to pay for the sun to come back out?

Donatello, Rafael, Michelangelo, Leonardo and Mbappe #PORFRA

Life was immeasurably better when bottle tops were separate from the bottle.

Can anybody who knows birds tell me what these are? Yes I know the photo is bad, I’m not Bill Oddie

10% Eurovision, 90% wtf #OpeningCeremony

How many morally reprehensible TV people before we can bin off the TV licence?

#InheritanceTax should be abolished in all forms because it means taking money which has already been taxed from the dead. It boggles the mind that we considered that to be ok.

British culture is basically ‘I’ll do it but I don’t care enough to do it well’ isn’t it

What happened to players wanting to play in the champions league? MUFC nowhere near. #NUFC

Think I speak for all non-man utd fans: please never sack him

It was better before every world leader choreographed their lives on socials ‘just met my friend whoever at WD40’. We don’t care. Piss off and get on with the job you’re employed to do.