— Marcus Aurelius

real

Why is it 2026 and I am seeing Von Dutch on people everywhere 👀

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a horrible person.

If you had read my bio it clearly states If you have the audacity I surely have the time Never forget Also be a nicer human

Zerooooooooo

Fuck it give me all the bacon and bc

Happy international women’s day to this scene

That’s all you had to say 🥱

"So tell me about yourself" Me:

The writers don’t even have to work at SNL anymore‼️

Does this beautiful message resonate with you? Flowers are special, and you want to make them last as long as possible. However, someone claims that’s not their purpose. When you ask about their purpose, they surprise you with this unexpected response! ❤️🌹🌺💐🌸🥀❤️

This movie is so good and if you haven’t watched it - do so. Now!

HELL. YES.

Hard pass

After years of dressing up to work in bars for St. Patrick’s Day… I truly don’t even care about wearing green anymore. Just give me the shot of Jameson and keep it moving. 🍀

I DONT WORK UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY CAUSE ITS FESTIVAL WEEK LETS GOOO

Damn my Wii is Retro now? And here I thought my SuperNintendo and OG PlayStation were Retro.