the mondayest tuesday ever

It’s crazy how much you can get done if you just lock in for 34 minutes

im at a job interview playing 1 truth 45 lies with the interviewer

office jobs are so funny because you'll be 24 and your life will be literally over already

Aaj iss tweet ka happy b'day hai. Dekhte -dekhte 6 saal ka ho gaya.

Sometimes I wonder how the Vaseline company is holding up, because one container basically last you for 70 years

i am my own worst enemy

nobody coming to save you also implies no one is coming to stop you

We are all pretending that it’s a real work day today

best time to be in tech, worst time to be in tech

i bring a sort of “none of this means anything” vibe to the workplace that no one there appreciates

I noticed Gen Z ppl don’t carry umbrellas. They just walk in the rain lol

They say it takes 21-45 days to form a habit. I've been working in corporate for 8 years and it only takes 1 weekend for me to forget what I do for work.

Neverrrrrrrrrrrr forget the person who taught you the work when you were new and clueless. Many people can hire you, but only a few will teach you with patience, protect you when you make mistakes, and say, "Don't worry, you learn." That person deserves lifelong respect.

A question I ask every now and then

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

When I say I’m delicate I don’t mean like a flower I mean like a bomb

Today I heard ADHD described as "A Diva Having Distractions," And honestly, that's the only name I'll be using from now on.😌