Soon as the kids outnumber the parents, you did too much!

My hottest take is that this is still too expensive

You have my fucking attention

And I’m sure he watches every Baddies show on Zeus. This is the product of that programming.

Shonda gave us crumbs

I love dinner and drinks and good conversation I wanna go out for dinner & drinks everyday 😂

I knew I was gon be a petty bitch when I was handing out the dirtiest white boards to the hoes Ian fw in elementary😭

I look at nail designs hair styles bags shoes and clothes all day

I also realize that Southern men really embody a certain type of manliness that Northern men don't.

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Me when I’m wearing all gold jewelry and my bag has silver zipper

It is insane how we all know exactly what this means. 😂

i'd put the entire stove in the dishwasher if i could

Anti Virgo Account My trauma so cured that I don’t even unload it all the way before I use it again.

My handwriting got like 5 different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.

Proof if you don’t believe it:

Mind u I didn’t kno who Charlie Kirk was before today. Lucky me.

birthdays will be a huge deal in my household. i don't want my children to EVER refer to the day they were born as just another day. that breaks my heart.

I hate watching the lil movies on TikTok & not finding the next part😭😭

davsdgaf Why did no one do anything sooner. Fake crash out trying to show off bc he’s at yb concert. That man was not even trying to fight him and he just started punching uncontrollably. That’s sad I hope they find his ass and lock em UPPP