This one time nikijifunza kuswim kwa hoteli flani huitwa swatch pale along limuru road nilispot a brown floater flani kubwa so i decided to kudandia ndio nicatch breath kiasi,Kumbe ni Ndina za mumama buana alikua anajifunza kuhold breath matako ikakataa kusink

Well atleast yoghurt her bro, many can't do the same.

100Rt i tell you the full story of this car and how the owner built it with his hands with zero mechanical knoweldge

Huku Wendani unapata mwanajeshi mkale,mjanja Kwa hyo flyover amebeba bahasha ya white, trouser ya material imelambwa pasi na sportshoes inakaa sharpshooters utadhani ametoka statehouse kustrike deal only to find hyo bahasha Iko na jaba ya fifti na njugu.We know you!

Hiyo upuzi yaku andika travelling as a hobby kwa CV usiwa jaribu na NGO. Us those with traveling hobby tulipelekwa mission Wajir- TULITESEKA!! HR alikua anapiga simu anatuuliza i hope you guys are having fun inabidi umekubali juu ni hobby,saizo supper umekula ugali na machungwa.

Ngamia ikikufa tunaeza sema imeangamia?

I had stopped sharing this screenshots but this might be useful to someone. This is about online money

My ex once came home drunk at 1am.Her phone kept ringing so I picked up & a guy asked 'kwani umepotea'.I lied I was a cousin & she had just arrived at my crib. Dude sent me 6k for uber nimrudishe msupa kwa bar.I woke her up,told her am taking her out na nikamrudisha kwa hiyo club

Kuku na sidechick kienyeji ni noma anakuweka status wewe na bibi yako 😂😂😂

Uzuri ya sura mbaya wezi hufikiria wewe ni mwenzao 😂😂😂

Apart from Brunette, which other chemistry lab apparatus do you remember?

After umegonga hiyo kitu raw ndio pia malaria inakuchangamkia alafu unakuwa confused ajab 😂😂

Mimi Charlie Puth akiimba 'we don't talk anymore' nilikuwa najua ni ngoma tu🖐️😂

Unashangaa mbona dame yako hanyamazanga kumbe ametoka oloi talk talk 😂😂

I am sorry Men i have failed you,Yani niliingia court hivi soldier akaniambia niinamie huyo magistrate,Nikamuuliza kimoyomoyo "Kwani yeye ni nyanya yangu" lakini ikabidi nikainama wasiniongezee kifungo. I have never felt this embarassed in my life,Not even when my mother took me

Hakuna kitu napenda kama dem kuchezea ndevu zangu.. That feeling is heavenly breh.. Kwanza akiwa na tuFake nails alafu anazipitisha katikati.. Damn.. Y'all should find love bothers😂😂😂

Ukienda Mahali kuna music na hauoni speakers jua the bills are not so friendly