I love saltines

Breakfast of champions

I still be putting screen grabs from Jean luc goddard films on my Pinterest boards

redownloaded hinge for the first time in 2 years and the first reply I give to someone just says “what”

You know that thing when you’re trying to get a seat on the bus but then it starts moving

You know that one block of st marks

one good thing about my small room is that I can clean the whole thing without moving my feet

year two in ny already has me thinking I shoulda just stayed home and gotten married

Dave & Bussys

my uber driver is watching law and order SVU sir it’s 9:30am and you’re driving a car

what kind of picture can you take of the Empire State Building that hasn’t been taken 1.5 billion times before

Not that I want this to happen but I’m surprised they don’t have ads in the Lincoln tunnel

Paid $30 for an uber but used cash to buy drinks? That’s breaking even

I think the playlist I made is just the tropic thunder soundtrack

Sometimes I wish I had heelys

New ick is men in their 20s/early 30s who want to be therapists

launching a MLM scheme called Side Hustle

Pretending not to take it personally that the uber driver switched to 21 pilots radio when I got in the car

Sometimes I really do just be checking in

I’m only 27 but I’m starting to relate to grandmas who put their lipstick on rlly messy