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The last slide of my presentation. VGP (Video game players) ara 🧸🗡️

Was just apart of an earthquake. it was like 2 shakes tho. Like knock down the building already. im tryna get this tuition paid for.

Is it procrastination if I always PLAN to do it at the last minute?

it’s hard to stay afloat when ur drowning

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It takes a lot for a table to make me cry at work.... but these guys had me bawling

Michael Kors gotta be crazy if they think imma spend 450 on a jansport with an MK on it.

Just got a shot for TB and my nurse didn’t know that TB stood for Tuberculosis

You ever go to a restaurant and there is glass in your food. that just happened to me. but instead of a restaurant it was my own kitchen.

BTS Big Time ruSh

i wish mcdonald’s had snack wraps still, that was the best thing they ever had

137 yard hole in one

shaco: “tristana no r”