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She’s not wrong 🤣🤣

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It's so nice to finally have a President with Balls...and a First Lady without them. 🇺🇲 #MAGA 🇺🇲

Ilhan Omar should not be serving in the United States Congress. She is the enemy.

The feel good video of the day. Megan Rapinoe is a fucking loser.

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The Quran: "Kill all non-Muslims" The Bible: "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you"

I've tasted unemployment and I've tasted 9-5 I recommend not being born.

Some people are on day 1 today. Some are on day 30. Some are on year 10. Different timelines. Same road.

Things my mental illness sometimes stops me doing.. • picking up the phone • leaving the house • eating healthy • exercising • laughing • doing my hair or makeup • getting dressed Sometimes being able to do one of these things is a victory. Retweet if you understand

How can dudes be gay? The female body is so aesthetically pleasing.

The older I get, the more I understand why Jesus withdrew to quiet places. It’s loud out here. Sometimes the only way to hear God… is to step away from the noise. Be honest: Do you ever feel overwhelmed by the noise of the world?

A few days ago it was in the 70s. A couple days ago it was in the teens. Today it’s supposed to be almost 90. F U Mother Nature. You bipolar AF

Can we do a Chuck Norris thread please? I feel like him passing means the world is ending. Chuck was undefeated.

My youngest (21 next month) is moving out tomorrow 😢 His mom left when he was 1…it’s been us ever since. 7 years ago he was diagnosed with T1D and Celiacs. Made us even closer. When my oldest left for the marines, I was ready. This time I’m not. It’s going to really hurt 😢

Can anyone help me find a job? Haven’t done this in years. Will do anything. Not asking for a handout, asking for an opportunity

Not a fan of either team, love hockey! Was waiting for tonight. Respect to Gudas for taking that. It had to happen

Had to happen. That’s why hockey is the best!

Not Cool 🤯 had me ready to nuke my lifelong fandom for a split second