Valentine’s Day is my FAVORITE holiday and it’s on a Friday this year??! 😍🥰😍

Today one of my coworkers told me she describes me as her “hot coworker with a fat ass” and honestly that’s one of the best compliments I’ve ever received

I come with an added bonus: “screams into the mic at every jump scare”

Absolutely sky high anxiety day today. Was not very “girls just wanna have fun” of me. 0/10 do not recommend

Nothing quite like being woken up by the tornado sirens

The only thing I like more than ordering cute lingerie is when it arrives at my office and my staff and I all open my order together 😂

Sometimes you have to come home from a long day at office, blast music, and dance around the apartment

when i say my love language is physical touch “but you hate people touching you” that’s exactly why it’s my love language. it’s reserved for people i truly love and feel most comfortable with

I’m actually obsessed with this

me when i watch revenge of the sith for the 387th time and anakin still turns to the dark side

Not to brag but I held my glute bridge the longest at my workout class tonight

Get Ace off my screen!!! I’m so tired of him 🙄🙄🙄

There has been an alarming amount of dudes crashing out in my DMs lately. Are you guys okay??

I’m so good at it

i’m sorry i care so much and my ass is so fat and i see love in everything

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books