My work does this cool thing where if you’re good at your job you get to do other people’s and I think that’s pretty neat

Me on my 14th hr of work when the SGT brings me a monster

The ringing in my ears is chronic but this dick is iconic

Ppl so mad abt this, this jus makes me excited to be back in the US to take trips with my amazing partner

Out in my garden straight strokin it And by it?… Heh…let’s just say My gourd

Relationships should be 50/50. My hot partner tells me to shut up and I listen

FURRIES ALL THEY THINK ABOUT IS SEX

we’re two pretty doggies fr

Planes have wheels, yet so do cars. But a car cannot fly like a plane. So the wheels don’t make the plane fly. It must be something else entirely

I LOVE MY GONGEUS WIFE

Rex is a twitter femboy

Castaways we are castaways

RAAA DOG

yeehawww :3

Pawjob from battle beast would fix me

Yeah I’m an empath I can sense the alcohol in your fridge

Ran through the jungle like I was in Saigon today

When one door closes a butthole opens Or whatever they say

Today WILL be a good day even if I have to mold it with my bare hands

I don’t think my hobby matches the job