quando você está dormindo e o alarme ainda não tocou, mas a quantidade de tempo que vc tá dormindo é suspeita

quando vc não sabe si tá tremendo de frio de ansiedade ou por falta de nutriente

my favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor.

your ex is ruining someone else's life now. you are safe

conflict of interest

parents be like “we know everything about you” and it’s just facts from when you were 8

pode avisar a sabrina carpenter que esse ano não tem espresso

“where do u see yourself in 5 years?” idk bro im tryna make it to 5pm

eles estão usando PESSOAS BISSEXUAIS para produzir DELICIOSOS SORVETES e NINGUÉM está fazendo NADA sobre

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USE 👏 GENDER 👏 NEUTRAL 👏 LANGUAGE don't say FIREMEN, say FIREFIGHTERS don't say MAILMEN, say MAILFIGHTERS don't say FISHERMEN, say FISHERFIGHTERS

i don't have a SECONDARY. i don't COUNTERPICK. i don't cover POOR MATCHUPS. i ONE-TRICK. and if i can't do it with my main, then i DON'T WIN.