hey, here's Friday's post: 'this Supreme Court is making my fucking head explode — again.' any sane SCOTUS would have quickly slapped Trump down.
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so basically going forward every law has to specifically state 'and this includes Donald Trump, too' or it doesn't apply to him, is that what I'm hearing

I wrote a thing: 'Comer Fudd is dumb as fuck and he’s never gonna defeat Bugs Biden' — and Rudy Colludy gets indicted ... again!
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I've done a lot of stupid shit in my life but I've never signed my name on forged electoral certificates

yo, I wrote a thing: 'frail old fuckface can’t stop whining' — scenes from a trial, Day Six.
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I wrote a thing: 'narcoleptic old dipshit wakes up to stare at pecker' — scenes from a trial, Day Five.
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Donald Trump's cellmates are going to get so fucking tired of hearing about presidential immunity

imagine being such a loathsome piece of shit that no member of your family will show up to support you at your trial for falsifying business records to cover up hush money payments to the woman with whom you cheated while your wife was at home with your newborn child

I wrote a thing: 'everybody hates Marjorie Spork Toes Greene' — why does #MoscowMarge care about Hungarians in Transcarpathia? because Putin does, too.
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I wrote a thing: 'flatulent dipshit cancels hate-rally due to rain' — dozy dotard Donald Trump whines about his criminal trial, too.
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pro tip: if you cheered when insurrectionist fuckfaces used flagpoles to beat cops on January 6th, you don't get to whine about what kind of flags get waved inside Congress. seriously, sit this one out

it's Saturday, and it's time for 'this week in stupid: April 20 edition' — Donny Shitstain lets ’em rip, Nosferatu won’t zip his lip, and so much more ...
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know who isn't sleep-farting in a courtroom? the email lady

what's a guy gotta do to get his tweets read out loud in court

I wrote a thing: 'what the fuck does Fox News think it’s doing' — in which Jesse Watters and Fox engage in a little jury tampering.
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no one ever had to live in fear that Joe Biden would find out their identity, just saying

I wrote a thing: 'shitty mob boss Donald Trump violates his gag order — and robs the GOP blind.' Donny needs to learn what the inside of a jail cell looks like.
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'Sleepy Donny Fuckface was roused from his slumbers during jury selection yesterday.

one of Trump’s ace lawyers was questioning a prospective juror — and evidently Donny overheard something he didn’t like, because he started muttering and waving his hands.

Judge Merchan did not…

I wrote a thing: 'Donald Trump is teaching a master class in how to piss off a judge' — go back to sleep, sundowning grandpa crankypants.
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yo, I wrote a thing: 'dozy dipshit Don Snorelone falls asleep at his own trial' — Drowsy Donald Trump had a very bad day in court.
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