failing to lock Donald Trump up because you're afraid of the chaos that would happen if you did is LITERALLY how fascism works

I wrote a thing: 'oh gee, look who’s corrupt as fuck' — also: Donny whines at a fundraiser and Kristi shits the bed on Face the Nation.
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I wrote a thing: 'how the fuck is Rudy Giuliani not rotting in some hellhole prison' — why is this tosspot being allowed to blow through forty-three grand a month?
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it's Saturday and it's time for 'this week in stupid: May 4 edition' — MAGA morons shit their pants, Jimmy Comer rants and rants, and so much more ...
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tired: 'does a bear shit in the woods?'
wired: 'does Donald Trump shit in a courtroom?'

I wrote a thing: 'Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back'
Todd Blanche is the latest Trump lawyer to set his own reputation on fire.
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I wrote a thing: 'snoring courtroom fart factory says wut?' — Donald Trump’s trial behavior is proof of dementia, says psychiatry prof.
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your reminder that Elon Musk is not an engineer, Donald Trump is not a successful businessman, and Kristi Noem is not a human being

I wrote a thing: 'sundowning Grandpa Farticus claims ‘no one has ever had to sit for so long’' — demented Donald Trump keeps saying weird shit.
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yo, I wrote a thing: 'Kristi Noem just took her political future and shot it in the face' — and Kari Lake wears out her welcome at Motel-a-Lago.
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the crabapple tree is finally blooming. Hudson Valley spring has arrived

yo, I wrote a thing: 'MAGA now hates Jim Jordan, and it’s fucking hilarious' — Shirt Sleeve Jimmy has a very bad weekend.
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you're not imagining it — the New York Times really does hate Joe Biden. here's the incredibly childish reason why.
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I wrote a thing: 'the New York Times can piss up a rope' —Times publisher AG Sulzberger is a power-mad diaper-baby.
also: Kristi Noem slaughters a puppy, and Dark Brandon kills at the WH Correspondents Dinner.
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it's Saturday, and it's time for 'this week in stupid: April 27 edition' — Donny flips his wig, Bannon is a pig, and so much more ...
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Mitt Romney: 'I strapped a dog to the roof of my car'
Kristi Noem: 'hold my beer'