A Scottish statue always has a cone on it en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestria…

As expected England loses the final again. They are the Buffalo balls of soccer

Sprang a leak is code for the door came off theguardian.com/science/articl…

Oxy has a new motto

Oil crashing through floor on rate cuts.... my understanding of economics clearly is not what I thought

competitive daydreamers gathered in Tokyo today for the “2024 Space-out Competition” Heart rates were checked and anyone who laughs, talks or dozes off was eliminated during the 90 min competition.

This is hilarious. " We hate you, you are the problem, now please male more gasoline for me" is what this says

Gavin Newsom f*Ed with California's remaining refineries and found out chron.com/business/artic…

The geologist when you tell him we didn’t have any oil shows in that one 5’ channel sand he thought he saw from the raster log ran in 1937, 2 miles offset. Not pictured: cargo pants, sandals with socks

Will this change anyone's mind, likely not. theguardian.com/us-news/2024/o…

“And we shall name them the Dallas Cowboys and they will be America’s Team.” “So they will play in Dallas then sir?” “No, they’ll play in Arlington, but have offices in Frisco.” “But America will love them?” “If only it was that simple.”

Don't forget to tune into Landman. We need to see how he blows up all those pumpjacks

Landman jokes are flying now.

It’s annoying the Bears blew a golden opportunity to beat the Lions but also absolutely hilarious the way they did it so it balances out.

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