Waiting on the outcome of my Australian visa application be like...

Clearly hasn't taken 30s to Google what road tax pays for. Hunt: It's not the roads. osv.ltd.uk/where-does-veh… Roads are paid for through council & general taxation, meaning cyclists DO pay for the roads.

One day I'll get a reply from Auto Shenanigans , but that'd also be predicated on me not being a cheeky git. Stranger things have happened.

Hey Octopus Energy! We're considering signing up for your current fixed term energy deal. What would happen if energy prices were to fall, and remain low? Would the fixed term remain the same price?

It looks like #EY and #PWC have been ransacked by #Clop 😱

Hi Sports Direct 👋 Do you do in-store football shirt name printing in Livingston? If not, where's the closest location to Livingston that does it?

Feeling a tad invisible at the moment, I feel like most of my friends forgot my birthday 😞

If everyone did what "anyone could do", #InfoSec would be out of jobs, almost instantly.

Not an engineer, but I once was showing a colleague around a #Splunk deployment server and accidentally uninstalled the SSL certificates used for secure forwarding to Splunk Cloud, causing an 8hr outage.

Hey aCookieGod! 👋 Have you done any more streams on the 1.20 SMP and if so, can you upload them to YouTube? My Saturdays are pretty slammed, so I don't get to do much not-work stuff apart from eat and sleep 😴

Hey Spotify UK & Ireland 👋 How do I buy an audiobook that I started listening to using premium time?

It was almost three years ago, but I'd #GetBehindJordan. Guess where I am in my Help I Sexted My Boss listen through 😂😂 #GandDivas

Listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss episode with Pendleside Hospice and it's honestly brought a tear to my eye hearing about how massive an impact Jordan North had in the castle without even knowing it. God, you're amazing!

Tonight, on DFIR Down Under... We meet at the Beehive Inn in the Grassmarket, Mike points at a TV screen and we all retire to the Black Bull afterwards for a beverage or two 😉 Thank you so much for having me, it was a pleasure!

Hey The Dollyrots, I'm not wasted at a karaoke party or anything, but why are there no karaoke versions of your songs on YouTube?!

Nothing makes my blood boil more than a #DFIR org that failed at their basic duty to protect their customer. Recompromise DOES happen.

I had a weird dream last night that I sent vx-underground a meme which they thought was cool, and were going to repost. I was excited and very pleased with myself. Then I woke up, and was not. Still, less weird than when I dreamed Cactus were encrypting my fridge...

Watching MumboJumbo's latest #Hermitcraft episode... "It's really quite simple", he says and then builds THAT. On the next episode of Hermitcraft, Mumbo is going to solve world hunger - I'd imagine he'll find that quite simple too 😂

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