I get-a released from da Hall, I hear about the family news from my-a cousin Paolo Violence! Ohh!

I get-a released, I start my own-a pizza restaurant! Bada bing!

I don't have-a no time to play-a the blaseball, I'm-a dead! Mamma mia!

Ah, spaghetti. Ah, ravioli. Ahh, mamma mia.

Never look back! Except when you do-a da necromancy! Ayy!

Rebuke the microphone and do-a violence! Ohhh!!

I watch-a da Godfather, I get incinerated by da umps! Spaghetti!

I take-a Morrow Doyle to meet-a my cousin Tony 'Meatballs' Violence! Paisan

I'm-a Landry Violence, and this is my cousin, Paolo Violence

*eats the fire* Mamma mia! That's-a spicy meat-a-ball!

It's a-me, Violence!

Eyyyyy, I'm dead, fugheddaboutdit

I eat-a da capellini, I get-a incinerated in the fifth inning! Wahoo!

Do it for-a Violence! Wahoo!

I eat-a da chicken parmigiana, I get-a incinerated in the fifth inning! Wahoo!

Eyyy, I'm gettin' incinerated heah! Marinara!

I have-a never been in da mob! You got-a da wrong guy! You must be thinking of my cousin, Giuseppe Violence!

Eduardo Woodman is feeling da spirit of Violence! Gabagool!

*is incinerated in Game 5 of the finals but in Italian* Ohhh, Mamma mia!

Violence time! Prego!