People may try in vain to make me watch myself. But I am excellent at avoiding mirrors.

Lately, if someone is upset with me on here, I just assume that they woke up and give them the benefit of the doubt. If they continue to be upset with me, I make sure to check on my dog to see if he has been pooping in their dreamscape and giving them shitty dreams.

If someone is pressuring you by telling you that you have big shoes to fill, keep in mind that they might be trying to make a clown of you.

My nephew told me today that the hungriest number is "88." Two infinite loops devouring in endless appetite.

Don't even step

New year New You. Every memory of the past year is wiped. Every dream you have had is a clean slate. Nothing yet. Everything to come. Hope sparks small light in vast darkness.

I have found that the quality of "Gentlemen" has decreased over the years. I am not impressed by those I see claiming that level of class. In the principal of the matter, they are failing the grade.

Limited addition. It subtracts my attention. If you cannot commit to keep it in stock? It is fake urgency and I do not care for a created rush.

"Insanity is trying the same thing over expecting a different result. In Sanity, is trying the same thing expecting a different result over? Insanity is trying. The same thing. Expecting a different result. A result is different when the sane thing is overexpecting insameity."

Eventually the taste of poison is its own experience. It becomes a featured accent on a day, adding a flourish of danger and intrigue. If my life is not occasionally tempting death to take a shot at me, what am I settling for in a life?

I heard a rumor that occasionally the tooth fairy fills in for the Sandman and dumps bags of sugar into drowsy mouths. It is a sweet investment for future rotten gains.

That one song is famous because at any given moment it could be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you. But you don't have to catch it. If you have put up a large enough barricade it will just bounce back and leave them speechless with awe.

If you must deliver an ugly truth, use a beautiful messenger if possible. People tend to sympathize more with them and may hesitate in shooting the messenger, for who would want to be responsible for ruining such loveliness?

If you tend to run your mouth, it is prudent to be even better with your legs in the case you need to outpace your words.

The underground scene for music is hard to track, you need to keep your ear to the ground, to the stone, the resonance echoing in the tunnels below the surface. But the sounds are getting louder. Eventually there will be a breakthrough artist who will change our landscape.

I don't believe in firearms. It sounds painful to endure. Only my enemies should be allowed to have them. I won't be party to such behavior. Igniting appendages is too much preparatory work for the result. There are simpler ways to live.

It just seems too casual and rude to refer to the "Feeling of Anxiety Experienced Whilst Dancing" as "Brandon." I refuse.

My silence can speak volumes. When I choose to vocalize, The action is both dimensional And simpler, allowing a focus. Listen.

Suspecting is exciting. However, suspense is

This place appears ominous. I smell the scent of spoiled dreams. Maybe we shall all be redeemed through the trials of this great disease.