One touch and it's done. Havertz and Gyokeres would need 10 hours just to shoot, then return with fans blaming the tactics, system, and manager 🤣

I’m not watching the IPL, but FUCK RCB

I truly believe music taste is somewhat a reflection of intelligence

Barca fans deadass said he’s better than Saliba without any logical reason

Laugh now, bitch.

Happy birthday, 𝓂.! Although we don’t talk much, I still consider you one of my best friends on this app. May God bless you with abundant peace and happiness.

Sometimes solitude just feels uncomfortable.

Bass krr de bhai, abb toh Salman fan bolne mai bhi sharam aati hai

Stats indicate that girls lie more than men.

One of my favorite things about summer is the afternoon drive back home.

niggas like me appear once every thousand years

Lookman you GOATTTTT

Raphinha is writing cheques Arteta and Arsenal can't cash ffs

Missing a ucl all timer to watch 1 shot on target in 45 mins

I ain’t touching alcohol ever in my life.

One thing I’ve learned is to never hang out with people who drink. These fuckass bitches will ruin themselves and encourage u to do the same.

Kya choti choti baato pey dil dukhana, abhi toh puri zindagi baaki hai.

Dream goal: hiring a Jewish lawyer

My red flag is that if you don't talk to me, I won't talk to you either. But not because I don't want to talk to you, but because I think if you don't want to talk to me, I should give you space so I don't bother you