" You ever hear about the fish that tried to start up the salt shaker accessory business? He was a flounder! "

"B-whoah, what the-!" He's totally startled, this is unexpected!

🥺

" Toy?? I am no toy, you put me down right this instant mister! Do you hear me?! Put me down! "

" I am not kidding with you! Let go of me at once! I mean it! "

" I'll ahh, I'll— rip this piece of paper in half! " He's suddenly got one in his hands. " Don't think I won't, I will! "

" I'm warnin' ya! This paper'll get it, unless my feet are back on the ground in the next 5 seconds! "

" You just wait and see then, this paper's getting torn right in half! In 5! "

|| do i.. make a mark chang account? because rob paulsen is so fuckin awesome?

❝ ɪ’ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ʙᴜᴅᴅʏ. ɴᴏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ. ❞ • ᴍʀ. ᴘᴇᴀɴᴜᴛʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ • #bhRP • #bojackhorseman • ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀs ﹠ ᴏᴄs ✓ • ʙᴀɴᴛᴇʀ/sʟs • sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ᴄʜᴇᴍ • ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ • ʟɪᴛ. • sᴇᴍɪ﹣sᴇʟᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ • #ᴊᴏᴄᴋᴇᴛ • ʀᴛ﹖

:D

"Wow, how did you guys know it was my birthday today!? It was on the invitations, wasn't it? Baiyayayaaha!"

an experienced employee of the month always keeps a brick of lead in his hat

widward's woing to work!

Spongebob :)

man i'm dead