The toes you step on today might be connected to the foot in yo ass tomorrow.

One thing my mama gonna do is call me while I’m sleep, ask me if I’m sleep. Then proceed to keep talking

Black Aunties get on FB and say anything 😭 “Love that picture. Stomach getting big. Uncle Joe died in his sleep… call me”

Had to channel my inner Ts Madison for this one. If you’re gonna talk shit yall better lock ya pages up 🤣🤣

I’ll never understand why a person sets an alarm, just to hit snooze it 10 times . WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SET IT FOR THE LATER TIME??!

I REFUSE TO ARGUE WITH A 🥷WHO GOTTA PUT 🍆HIS IN A PONYTAIL TO STAY HARD

WHAT TIMEZONE IS TGE RUPTURE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN?!

It’s so important to get Syphilis treated in the early stages, it can really creep up on you and mess with your cognition…& before you know it you’ll be thinking like syphilitic sid

I can’t believe that Big Bobble Head, Jigsaw Mask Looking, BBL Filled Lips, Head Full of Helium, Heart Full of Hate and Face Full of BBL Meat woman is only 32 years old. AGING LIKE MILK LEFT IN THE ARIZONA HEAT

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me.

Having plaque buildup between your teeth tells me all I need to know about you.

Huge sums of money is coming your way. Drop 11:11 To Claim it!!

Imagine if the only way to end the #GovernmentShutdown was to name five #Bia songs with no help

He wanted the drag baddie experience in person 😂😂😂😂😂 Dollhouse??? Lmaooooo

Yall better file yall Taxes before Keke Wyatt file hers!!!! 😭

If you're sure that you trust God's plan ! Put Amen 🙏🏼 and share ❤️

Confidence level: Kanye West Mental Health: Unfortunately, also Kanye West

ITS NOT THAT I THINK I CAN WHOOP EVERYBODY ASS… I JUST KNOW THIS AINT A EASY ASS TO WHOOP.

Even rejection sees you and feels accepted.