Always been amused by the bit in Beastie Boys' 'Root Down' when MCA says "Jimmy Smith is my man, I want to give him a pound". "You've been a good lad today, Jimmy Smith. Close your eyes and hold out your hand."

Love his reverence for the source material here. PRODUCER: "How about you sing 'Michael's back....allwight!" BARRYMORE: Absolutely not. How disrespectful.

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

discover.hubpages.com/religion-philo… I appear to be obsessed by the Blue Bell Hill ghost(s) again. The new knowledge that a member of Chicory Tip apparently encountered one of the phantoms has further pushed the hauntological needle into the red.

I could never get into Joy Division because I found Ian Curtis' voice borderline comical, like a young lad phoning a school putting on a deep voice and pretending to be his dad to say that he wouldn't be coming in.

as a child i never realised winnie the pooh’s friend piglet was wearing a jumper. i always interpreted it as some kind of segmented carapace

A bollock with all hay on it has let itself go.

Take That is short for Take That Enormous Child Outside Please

What did you post on the historic night of the 2024 USA presidential election, Dad? Oh, now that one's easy, sweetheart. Entirely jokes about Gary Barlow's tall son.

Gary Barlow taking a short rest in his son’s scalp after helping him dye his hair green

when Elon Musk is having sex and about to cum, he quickly pulls out, stands up and does a star jump, ejaculating all the while

it’s actually gary barlow’s son’s monster. gary barlow’s son is the name of the scientist

moo deng donald trump gary’s son is eight foot one

Guy Fawkes’ signature before & after arm-wrestling Gary Barlow’s large son

An old man who reacted to the rotting fox saying "Chaos reigns!" during Lars Von Trier's Antichrist by walking out whilst shouting "BALDERDASH!", thus heroically sparing himself the remaining running time of that sack of wank.

On the other gaff now for obvious reasons, same handle. bsky.app/profile/isthis… Alright, cheers, see ya.