Sometimes you just have to spend silly money in M&S to cheer you up

i would pay so much money to never hear about AI or weight loss drugs ever again

i’ll ask a ouija board before i ask chatgpt

whodunnit and spaghetti western gotta be top two names of movie genres

[having a panic attack] wow...... just like tony soprano ....

so true

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nhs is crumbling, can't get a gp appointment, trains run 3 times a week, terfs are everywhere and now i can't even afford to buy fucking mini eggs what is the point anymore

Always remember 😅🙌

Thinking about the Tracy Beaker episode where the kind Bouncer dressed up as Marco's mum so he could receive the free Mother's Day alien gift

i kinda want to start a book club that’s just focused on getting through your tbr. so like every month i give out a prompt like “a book with a green cover,” and you pick a book with a green cover and read it. and then we share all of our reviews at the end

*Leo wakes up from a successful mustache surgery* Where’s Pedro???? Doctor: who do you think gave you the mustache. RT if you cried.

needed to see this today

Guinness is sort of like matcha for Irish people

Link would wear this in Gerudo Town

Average UK pre-cinema ad roll now is like: - Hey, wanna join the navy? - Hey, wanna join the army? - Oh, you're too good for the navy? Good luck leaving your shithole hometown. - Hey, please be a teacher? - Hey, wanna foster a kid?

Never ever take free prawn crackers for granted. An amateur will think they are free a pro will realise they may not be. Especially when ordering at a new place. Bosh

scully would shoot mr big