When it came to Hulk Hogan, I was always so disappointed that his wrestling was fake and his sex-tape was real. #RestInPeace #HulkHogan I have a feeling that I'll be calling people, "Brotherrrr!" All day. With a hard "R"of course. Just the way that The Hulkster liked it. 😀

Check out Spinkingoutsidethebox's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8kf2dYu/

Does anyone remember who sings that song, "Don't You Forget About Me"? I don't. I guess I forgot. That's a bad sign. I have such a SIMPLE MIND. #80smusic #Classic #BratPack 😀

"Always on Time" by Ja Rule & Ashanti is the most romantic hip-hop anthem about punctuality of all-time! I was worried that I'd posted this too late (that song came out over 20 years ago). Luckily, a joke about this song can never be late? Why? Because it's ALWAYS ON TIME. 😀

If you have a micropenis... You don't masturbate: You micro-manage. #HowDoYouManage 😀

The biggest news on NFL Cut-Day is that Taylor Swift made the Chiefs roster. #NFL #TaylorSwift #traviskelce #engaged #SheMadeTheCut #Congratulations 😀

When I found out that Ted Cruz's real name is Rafael I had to immediately change my favorite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I guess I'm more of a Michelangelo guy now. 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 #Cowabunga #TurtlePower #Politics #TedCruz #TMNT 😀

I would like to go on the record and say that I'm against all acts of violence taken towards people named Charlie. Period. #CharlieKirk #JeSuisCharlie #CharliesUnite

Heaven just got a little more handsome. Rest in Peace, Robert Redford. #RobertRedfordRIP

The 49ers have the most talented Injured Reserved List in all of Football for the 2nd year in a row. Get well soon guys. Purdy, Bosa, Kittle, Jennings, Slick Rick etc. #BangBang #NinerGang #NFL

Earlier this week, a company owned by Jared Kushner purchased EA Sports (maker of the Sims and the Madden Franchise) for $55 Billion. And I thought MY spoiled kids spent too much on video games! #EASports #Madden #ItsInTheGame 😀

I'd just like to say that Pope Leo makes me proud to be both Catholic & American. He's proof that you can be good at being both. That's all. #CatholicTwitter #PopeLeo #GodBlessAmerica #Amen #AndWithYourSpirit 😀

Fun Fact: Solo Cups bought The Sweetheart Cup company in 2004 for $917 million dollars. Which may sound expensive. But the deal came with unlimited free refills. #Thirsty #CrowdsWillDrinkThisUp #GoingSolo 😀

Just tried the new Reese's Peanut Butter Cup/Oreo collaboration. Granola bars, time to wave the white flag. There's no way that you can compete with this. Surrender now, the snack war is over. These taste like a Tax Return wrapped-up in a Blow Job. Delicious. #Oreo #Reeses 😀

How do I know that I have terrible eating habits? Because I can confidently spell Haagen-Daz without looking it up. However, I have to use voice-to-text to make sure that I'm spelling "VEGETABLE" right. No bueno. #JunkFood #IceCream #Diet #Vegetables #GoogleKnowsImFat 😀

To settle the age-old debate, YES... The Lonely Island's "D*ck in a Box" video IS a Christmas movie. Take that DIEHARD! #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #Diehard #tistheseason #SNL 😀

To celebrate the birthday of "The Best Rapper Alive" here's a question for all of the hip-hop heads out there. What's Jay-z's Best Album? A). Reasonable Doubt B). The Blueprint C). The Black Album or D). Other. #HappyBirthday #JayZ #ItsTheRoc #Holla 😀

Calling it Twitter, is an awkward "X" moment. #Twitter #Is #X 's #Ex 😀

Today is the one day a year where we can call our boss racist, just for asking us to come into work on a Monday. I had a dream too...it was to sleep in. Oh well, happy holiday. 😀 #MLKDay #IHaveADream #Unity

For J.D. Vance, Every couch is a LOVE SEAT. #MoreCushionsForThePushin #LoveSeat #SpreadLove #GOP #JDVance 😀