frank telling keke palmer he loves her is my brand.

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imagine your grandparents naming their MLM after u #LuLaRich

Countries with high tax rates (particularly in Scandinavia) have a great welfare system to fall back on when hardship hits, which is why their citizens accept it. Only in the UK do people accept tax increases for literally nothing in return

123movie and putlocker did more good for our generation than any government

this is what smalltalk with a coworker feels like

One day you are a teenager with the world at your feet and the next you are starting a text to a colleague with ‘Fab!’

De-icing your car in the morning has to be one of the most depressing things in the world. Makes me want to quit work and go back to bed

My 2022 goals are just "Go a place!" and "Do a thing!" and I'm not sure I'll get to check either off the list.

reject modernity embrace tradition

real

My absolutely favourite thing is young people whose dream it is to buy what was once an ordinary working class terrace but is now £1.3 mil probably. I say this as that person.

I feel like people in public spaces are getting way too comfortable using FaceTime without AirPods or talking on speaker-phone. And I don’t know why.

Is this how nerds felt during the avengers movie

One of the biggest scams we have been conditioned to accept is checking into accommodation from 4pm but needing to check out by 10am.