Everybody’s talking about Jordan Peterson again so it’s time for my favorite video

jordan peterson is not dead yet

July 15th, 5:39pm PT, Jordan B. Peterson is not dead yet

it has been 13 hours since Jordan B. Peterson was last seen on the internet… hoping for the best… (that he’s dead)

sorry i haven't updated y'all in a while... unfortunately jordan peterson is still alive

at least he follows his own advice

It is with great sadness that I write to inform you that today is Friday, August 12th, 2022….. and Jordan B. Peterson is still alive

Jordan's posting some real inspirational stuff on instagram! Words to live by 🤍

THIS JUST IN

😔

still alive AND being played by chris pine? that’s just not fair

well… they say death comes in 3s… 🙏🏽

good morning! jordan peterson is not dead yet

BREAKING: Jordan B. Peterson is crying again

not today, my friend. not today

going as a ghost this weekend so i can rehearse

damn it’s been a crazy day on twitter today….. AND Jordan B. Peterson is still alive ?? it’s all too much

i have another good suggestion for satan is he around