I was fired by Apple today. Me and my design team have spent the last 18 months tirelessly testing different levels of gaussian blur on backgrounds when foreground elements are in focus. If you are looking for experts in the blur, glass liquid, grass or fur UI space, lmk.

Hahahahaha…… This cracked me up 😂😂😂😂

People don’t know how wicked prison is, they think it’s just a cell. You’ll first sleep inside toilet for like 6 months before you can sleep on the floor,someone will come to urinate while you’re asleep, the urine go Dey touch your body , you no go fit do anything. You’ll wake up

Are we still talking about this 2001?

"How Europe Underdeveloped Africa"

I accept Simone's apology for the personal attacks including the ones where she body-shamed me. I know she knows what this feels like. She's still the greatest female gymnast of all time. A couple of things. Sports ARE inclusive by nature. Anyone can and everyone SHOULD play

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump releases screenshot showing he did in fact call Gavin Newsom. h/t: John Roberts

City are signing players while Chelsea is dragging leg.

Simone Biles’s bending the knee is such a win for sanity. She misread the room. The nat’l sentiment. She tried to play the woke card on Riley Gaines & neither Riley nor the nation (all of us on X) were having it. She chose more nastiness. And then she was forced to cry “uncle.”

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BREAKING: 🚨 Gavin Newsom BLATENTLY LIES, claims Trump did not call him to address unrest in Los Angeles. Trump provides receipt of 16 MINUTE phone call. Newsom SILENT.

Chisom Ogamba, ease off on the bitterness. If you don’t like how Tunde does it, do yours. And if you hate the president so much, vote Mr Ibu again. For now, it’s Tunde doing the work and it’s Asiwaju leading your country. 1m litres of bitterness won’t change either.

BREAKING - President Trump: "People that burn the American flag should go to jail for one year."

WATCH 🚨 Army service members erupt in thunderous cheers as President Trump arrives on stage at Fort Bragg

This is a lot sha. He's worth 70m max

BREAKING: US Troops providing security for ICE in LA

He's not wrong tbh

Chat GPT apology

Let it go abeg

So the Police really stopped traffic just so he could move around?