It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out. x.com/Ishkur23/statu…

Ishkur You are the George R.R. Martin of music guides.

Huh... #weirdshitonDiscogs discogs.com/artist/2368913…

10,000+

PSA: Guide launch imminent. This account to be discontinued. Please follow Ishkur for latest updates

Lol jk its right here. music.ishkur.com

On the 4th day of Christmas the DJ gave to me -- 12 inches spinning 11 ravers raving 10 lights a-lasering 9 liquid dancing 8 mod synths patching 7 samples looping 6 basslines dropping 5 glitter bombs! 4/4 crunchy beats

On the 3rd day of Christmas the DJ gave to me -- 12 inches spinning 11 ravers raving 10 lights a-lasering 9 liquid dancing 8 mod synths patching 7 samples looping 6 basslines dropping 5 glitter bombs! 4/4 crunchy beats 3 French helmets

On the 2nd day of Christmas the DJ gave to me -- 12 inches spinning 11 ravers raving 10 lights a-lasering 9 liquid dancing 8 mod synths patching 7 samples looping 6 basslines dropping 5 glitter bombs! 4/4 crunchy beats 3 French helmets 2 Turntables

On the 1st day of Christmas the DJ gave to me -- 12 inches spinning 11 ravers raving 10 lights a-lasering 9 liquid dancing 8 mod synths patching 7 samples looping 6 basslines dropping 5 glitter bombs! 4/4 crunchy beats 3 French helmets 2 Turntables and a mixer with a 303!

Oh dear me, the graphic designer got this all screwed up...

WHOA WHOA WHOA -- Okay everybody just calm the fuck down!! Let me explain! First off, a number of things are going to happen in a specific order 1) Relaunching my site 2) Releasing the guide 3) podcast/other nuttery It won't take all of 2018 to do this.

They call it 'riddim' now. x.com/RogerAydin1/st…

Must... make...samples...

Is he DJing, or doing The Robot? Why would a #trance DJ do The Robot? And is he aware there's a giant woman looming behind him? Plus check out the dude with his own headphones in the crowd. #WeirdShitOnDiscogs discogs.com/Various-Origin…