My blender broke. So I had to buy a new blender. That's it. That's the tweet.

I am being hit on by Subway®. The customers are supposed to give these to the Subway Employees. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN? This is a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen.

So I know that Twitter is on its way out, and I've been looking in finally joining the Pachyderm Crew. Problem is, the server I want to join in on, meow.social, is currently invite only. So can anyone scrounge up an invite to a cat looking for a new home?

Well, it is official. I have made the first step towards not being a part of here any more. Find me over on the Pachyderm Choo Choo Train at [email protected].

So in my process of moving over to Mastodon, I'm starting to document a little more details about my upcoming comedy show at MFM 2023. This will be the first time behind the microphone in over 10 years, You can follow my progress over at @[email protected].

On my way to my old high school. Won't they be surprised... 22 years can change a person.

Spent most of this afternoon laughing how interconnected I really was with a few of jaynitigerpaw.bsky.social 🏳️‍⚧️😽's group. Like literal ships passing in the harbor and never knew each other until now.

I have finished my setlist for my comedy show at Mephit Furmeet 2023. I feel satisfied in its flow and motion, and now I just need to practice it in what time I have left. 3 weeks until it premieres. For those curious, I have posted the entire setlist on my Mastodon account.

A-N-X-I-E-T-Y Find out what it means to cry! A-N-X-I-E-T-YYYYYY Ugh, stress. All over the place.

Today is my 1½ year anniversary on HRT. I still can't believe the results myself, how different I look from back then. At 6 months, I was trying hard to establish myself as feminine whenever I would go out in public. Today, at 1.5 years, I don't have to put in as much effort.

I am alive. That is all.

Hi everyone! I know I don't post on Twitter that often, but I felt it would be necessary. I recently spoke to my Urologist and have a scheduled date for my Orchiectomy. Unfortunately it's expensive. $2600. I made a GoFundMe for anyone who can help me. gofund.me/4a7b8dc9

Hi, y'all! Making a bump on my GoFundMe this morning.

After a very generous donation from an anonymous benefactor, I am only $300 away from meeting the goal for paying for my surgery. I cannot begin to establish how much love I feel outpouring from the many communities helping me with this. I literally cannot stop crying at work.

I'm almost to the end. If it exceeds the goal amount, the rest will be used for transportation costs and having someone come down to take care of me during the recovery period. So keep pushing the goal! And thank you EVERYONE for your help! gofund.me/e141be3c

I am floored by the support from the last few days, and I have not been able to stop crying as I'm taking care of all of the necessary preparations for my surgery.

I have updated the GoFundMe goal now to include a few administrative costs, such as transportation, transportation for my temporary caretaker during recovery time, including food for them. I plan on taking a minimum of a week off from work for recovery, paid for by vacation time.

GoFundMe took about $100 for their own administrative fees for the donations, so while I am at my goal, I am now fighting against GoFundMe's fees in paying for the rest of everything. So please, keep spreading the word! Bless you all. gofund.me/e141be3c

Although I don't use this platform anymore, I'll just provide a quick update. I am alive. The surgery was a success and is completely paid off. Thank you.

Oh hi, Twitter. It's not on fire yet? Okay, back to the grind.