You don’t realise how ‘late’ 9am is until you need something urgently 😭😭

He looks like he was dipped in iodine

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Here I am keeping good company with The Drew Barrymore Show and I don’t have 1,000 bottles of lube at the house • gunitbrands.com

I imagine it must be exhausting for children to experience their childhood for a perceived audience, learning to perform domesticity to strangers, waiting for a parent to set up the tripod, move to a different location, stand still as they brush your hair for the camera

customers are too fucking entitled

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the way selena gomez was so ahead of her time when she dropped this banger

invented feminism

“It was called…Charlotte Russe”

this is like watching leonardo da vinci buying the art supplies he used to paint the mona lisa

Jigsaw da worst. Nigga be like “15 years ago you smoked weed so I put you in this chamber and stuck the key inside your ass and the only way to get out is to cut yourself open before the chamber fills. Let’s see how much you like hitting real gas.” Like bro what is yo problem

she dressed like a black man that own a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw