How last borns look at you when you are helping them to open their biscuits and sweets packs😂😂

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A word AMEN🙏 means a lot... normalise praying everyday cos we're at the war with people that dont even know what thy want from us.

Stop saying nobody loves you... just start working and you'll be the Cousin of the year, you'll even automatically become a mbushe to people's kids.... "Sad truth my people"

"When chewing a gum" Boys: 😐😐😐😐 Girls: 🔫⚡💥💣🌋

If a man is truly in love with you, he is going to stay faithful. He wouldn't even waste his time looking for another woman, because he'd be too bussy looking for more ways to continue loving the woman he is with now 📌

It hurts when you go through something that kills you inside but you have to act like it doesn't effect you at all 😔💔😔

Controlling yourself from texting someone you badly wanna talk to, is a different kind of pain 😬😬

I missed my stop were i was supposed to get out of the Taxi🚖 cos this lady nxt to me keep telling her Kid to eat the yoghurt or else she'll give it to me 😭

Hw will you explain ths to ur Kids😂😂 thy will be like ae otopi obotcha nai😆😆

A girl who drinks beer is a Uncle😭

When she finally take off her wig🤦🏽‍♀️, eyelashes and her make up😂😂

Sex is not something to play with 🤞🏾🚮 Some dreams are delayed because of spirits you collected from different bodies 🚶‍♂️🚮

Her: I wish i could've met you earlier🤗 Me and my friend earlier:

Her: I wish i could've met you earlier 🤗 Me and my friend earlier:

Babe woye eli ko group yoku limina ta complain oprice yofola😂😂

Ano mba ha yati kakuna Kalunga oha yati olye hetu tulile osuuka meemwenge🌾😂??

I hope you don't lose good people b/cos of the negative quotes you read on social media🙌

She thought a baby gon change her Man. Now her & the baby ar' all crying 😭

Cheat on your girlfriend or jump in the river full of hungry crocodiles Me: