Never forget Boris Johnson

Please don't retweet this clip of Mogg saying we need a #GeneralElectionsNow or you'll make him look like a hypocrite for backing Johnson without a GE. #ToriesOut107 #NoToryPM

I’ve broken down the ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS new Prime Minister Rishi Sunak just fed the country in his first Downing Street statement I’m sure UK media will be rushing to make the same points I have!

Rishi Sunak It doesn’t HAVE to be cuts. Business Fraud costs £20bn a year. Go after that. Tech like Amazon / Google owe us £1bn a year. Go for them and backdate it. Name and shame the companies that cost us £9bn in useless PPE, or who defrauded Furlough Scheme by £4bn. (1/2)

Extended Windfall Tax would bring in further £4bn, and end to non-dom status £3.2bn. You say you’re making ‘difficult’ decisions but if your default is always cuts, then that’s not difficult at all. To you it’s easy. It doesn’t HAVE to be cuts, if you look a little harder.

MY GOD! The Governments Health Minister just told BBC Breakfast viewers a real terms pay rise for nurses “would add about £1,000 to every household in this country” It’s complete & utter boll****!!!

Jeez! I’ve just seen Rishi Sunak’s first Party Political Broadcast. I’ve fixed it for him

Can confirm: No nurses will be on strike at any of our forty new hospitals.

Public sector workers on £35k need to budget better and Prime Ministers on £140k need £800k loans.

Matron! Come and get Lord Baker home, he lost the plot many years ago. #Newsnight

I made 30p Lee Anderson Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party to show that even people with the intellectual capacity of a haddock can reach high office. #Reshuffle

How many times do I need to debunk this desperate moron’s barefaced lie that “Brexit saved lives” with the vaccine rollout! Can’t BBC News (UK) just broadcast this so we can finally send this charlatan packing! RT if you agree

If it wasn't for these dinghies, we'd have built 40 new hospitals by now.

Had a very productive meeting with Dominic Raab, in which I broached the subject of sacking him and he broached the subject of knocking my teeth so far down my throat I’d have to stick my toothbrush up my arse to clean them.

#Partygate #ConservativeParty Boris Johnson what a bunch of #cunts