Every male over the age of 40

BREAKING: TRUMP CONSIDERING SENDING REBATE CHECKS FOR ANYONE WILLING TO SIGN A "I DON'T WANT AN EPSTEIN LIST PETITION."

Raw milk is a game changer. I’m back to drinking glasses of milk. Coffee with it is whoa!

Sharing because it’s the best clip I’ve seen in a few weeks. “Who are you jealous of?” “Anybody who’s still got little kids at home.” The purpose of life is to be a parent. To create an unbreakable family unit with a true partner. Everything else secondary.

Looking for a college student I can "mentor in football" this season.

Interesting convo last night at a house party. A low level employee at a large AI company (not saying which one) was there and the conversation moved to these insane salaries that the top guys are accepting to go to META and even more surprisingly, the guys that are turning down

Dear Apple holding me hostage because I have to purchase icloud storage for my devices to even function is peak "irrelevant tech company status."

NY & Dallas are going to be awful lonely this year.

I’ve never been a religious person because I don’t know if God is real But I’m becoming more religious every day because I know that Evil is real, and I want to be on the other side of it

Since we’re talking about things that are mine. Can I have back my money your family bought a mansion and had a wedding with?

Why, exactly, should I continue to pay my taxes?

What are we paying taxes for?

Wanna win the midterms, the playbook is easy right now. Go after every single fraudulent dollar being handed out. Punish the boots on the ground. But also find the leaders enabling and pulling the levers behind it. Punish them. You win. It’s that easy. Donald J. Trump JD Vance

A 3 year old blitz of all fraud and waste, you could be cemented on Mount Rushmore. Donald J. Trump

Thank God they coded it to my default response when my wife asks if we should list something.

That aged well.

When the government tells you: “We’re in the same boat”

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!