Me

On the WAY to a conference? Naur babes trip is over

“For some reason Nia and I sit separately on the plane, I don’t remember why”

Girl
#ashleymadison

Telling your wife at a CHILI’S !!! #ashleymadison

Fr love this for them

I’m obsessed with this christian subtext #ashleymadison

Me to that baby who wants to go the four seasons in Orlando

I will never forget the day the Apple store opened in williamsburg. An omen. Party DONE.

if i opened a bar:

⁃$2 tall boys - $4 wells - $6 doubles
⁃a taurus working the door, air signs on dj duty, water signs behind the bar, fire signs you’re the vibe
⁃ladies night every night no cover ily
⁃men have to impress the taurus with their credit score or a joke

if i were to open a bar:
- lesbians FREE
- bisexuals and gay men $10
- men get jumped and robbed at the front and then denied entry
- aries get curb stomped before entry
- No Swifties 🚫

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

btw here is the updated age mapping

30 is 22
35 is 24
40 is 30
50 is 35

tip of the wig to you 😌

another half marathon in Brooklyn

Mr. Pete Andrew Representative Jasmine Crockett, J.D. (D-TX) Jasmine Crockett for the win

Reasons I love gay DC:

Week of 5/19 in Taurus: Lasting friendship is key. The friendship you feel is shocking. There’s a simmering lemon flavor to the day. Be one with emotion.