German supermarket truthnuke

never been more proud of my heritage

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Insane how easy it is to spot this shit

acapella guy who through a chaotic chain of events becomes some type of high-powered secret agent because he can mimic any sound

If there’s one thing you hate to see regurgitated it’s talking points

chicago famous foods

can a robot think 67 is funny? can a robot... praise daniel for wearing white vans?

I had a few small beers.

naruto run bf weapons run gf

(awkward small talk) you fuck with bluetooth at all? The wireless technology?

she finally missed just once

Minnie says boo btw

barry looks like if ringo drank the potion from shrek 2

you tellin me a daylight savingsed this time?

No idea how he is running with this as some triumphant vindication. It is all but identical to Matt Bruenig’s critique that abundance is fine as a list of policy prescriptions but the writers tried to dress it up as an ideological movement

thinking back on my greatest Halloween costume: “Bottom Gun”