Some people don’t get me and that’s a good thing

One thing I’ll never regret is calling in sick all those times.

Wait. This is a game?

Really wish a giant sandwich would appear on my lap.

What the fuck in the fucking fuck is going on around here?

Maybe I'm not grumpy. Maybe you're just annoying.

Good morning to everyone except my mother in law.

A rotten egg is the worst thing you could possibly be.

Just be a great story

Yes, but that was that, and this is this.

Dude put a period after haha and I’m pretty sure that’s enough for a diagnosis of psychopathy.

"autism didn't exist until recently" have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Russian bot accounts with a Canadian flag in the handle are the new Americans putting a Canadian flag on their backpack for travelling.

Reciprocal tariffs on dat ass.

Long story short…blood everywhere.

This meeting could have been a dateline episode

Smile more asshole

Tear the bridge down. It looks great and all but fuck that bridge.

I sure hope you’re governing yourself accordingly

I can scream in different colors.