I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the Pop-Tarts Bowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises

Let’s goooo!!!

Lemme catch a flight to Verm tn

COYOTES ON TOP 🐺 No. 4 South Dakota Football defeats No. 1 North Dakota State, 29-28. #FCS

𝐌𝐕𝐅𝐂 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 ‼️ With the win over NDSU, the Coyotes earn a share of the 2024 Valley Football title for the first time in program history! #GoYotes x #WeAreSouthDakota

Stage too big for SMU? Def was for Indiana last night

Tuddy!!!

Tuddddy!!!

Yotes w the ball 👀

I’m not gon lie, this one hurt. But proud to be a Yote!! Deep playoff run and more to build off of

Tis the oddest time of the year between Christmas and NYE. I call it the ✨fringe✨ Days blend together, my diet is sporadic and I’ve been stuck watching the HVAC Championships….what a time lol

Today is the day. The most deserving (and best) Pop-Tart mascot will earn the right to be eaten by a college football team. Our forefathers couldn’t have imagined such a world.

The Pop Tart bowl should be a playoff game

currently

“CRYING” 😂💀😂💀😂💀

Malik Nabers dominating the Colts so that his team can’t draft a rookie QB high and is then forced to sign Jameis Winston in free agency, who will pummel him with enough targets that he clears 2,000 yards next season. 3D chess by the rookie.

Alabama sheesh

“Can yall stop Jeremiah Smith?” Oregon defense:

Jeremiah Smith said this and then posted 5 catches for 161 receiving yards and 2 touchdowns in 20 minutes of game time