During a recent press conference, a reporter with MSNBC hollered from the press corps, "Where is President Trump hiding his tax returns?" Press Secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, astutely responded, "We've found a very secure place and I'm certain they won't be found." "And just

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Pudge Slotkin thinks that Michigan taxpayers should pay for GM and Stellantis (a foreign owned company) to retool their plants to produce more EVs instead of gas engines! No one is buying EVs without the subsidies. The Green New Scam has been cancelled!

US-Venezuela Showdown Points to Ponder - US has deployed a significant naval presence off the coast of Venezuela that includes anti-ballistic missile capable DDG's and an amphibious assault carrier - There are rumors that Russia and/or China have deployed hypersonic missiles to

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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's Mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New

I think I'm about to lose my driver's license... all because of a ridiculous police officer. Here's how it went down: I got pulled over while driving, and the officer walked up and said, License and registration, please. I think you might be drunk." I protested, I didn't

Media has just discovered that U.S. President Donald Trump has invited Russian Federation Vladimir Putin and Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko to join the ‘Gaza Board of Peace.’ The United Nations assembly is going bananas. In one of the most beautiful and strategic

A woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day, my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says, "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus she noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,

Trucking can be rewarding AND fun!

I own a small bakery. Business has been slow. Rent is up. I was thinking about closing. Last Friday, a teenager came in. He looked nervous. He counted out change for a cookie. He was short 50 cents. "It's okay," I said. "Take it." He ate it at a table, looking at his math

If these races were reversed it would be the number one story in America for a month. But this will get almost zero attention since a white woman is dead.

This is: Michigan Sheriff Dar Leaf: Dominion officials inside the U.S. “directed and tasked Serbian foreign nationals to remotely access the Michigan election system during the November 3, 2020 presidential election,” effectively overthrowing the U.S. government. 📝 By the

As we celebrate the criminal conviction of the signature gatherers Shawn Wilmoth and Willie Reed … we have lots more questions requiring answers … Dana Nessel is married to Alanna Maguire. Ariel Nessel is Dana Nessel’s brother. Alanna, co-chair of Fair and Equal Michigan

OK I'll be the one to say it: No one is holding Nancy Guthrie for ransom. If they were, her daughter’s $40 million net worth would have produced a seven-figure demand by now, and the woman would be home safe, case closed. Instead, we’re fed a slow drip of non-facts,

A husband and wife were celebrating 50 years together, so their three kids agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. 🎉👵👴 “Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad,” said Son #1, a tech executive. “Sorry I’m late — system outage. Didn’t have time to get you a gift.” 💻 “That’s fine,”

"So you campaigned on fixing the damn roads?" "Yep" "And you came in with a $9 billion surplus?" "Uh huh" “And now you want to increase your budget by 50% from your first budget to $88B?” “That’s correct, Dave” “So your population must’ve increased enough for that to make

My 5 year old granddaughter just came up to me while I was mowing the yard and asked, “Grandpa, what is couple sex?” I was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight

Who expected we would see the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D while watching #ArtemisII return to earth? Just over the Earth's horizon near the 1:18 - 1:20 mark on the video youtube.com/watch?v=nfhDuO… the Starship crew observes the re-entry. 🧐