We’re back!

We ❤️ all our teenage mommies out there!!! Most of our subscribers are teenage mommies! However, if you can’t afford Platinum service, don’t bother trying to share your baby pics on FaceBook! They won’t upload! #unitetheright #wheresdaddy

In case you missed it, get our new tee here: customink.com/designs/irvine…

Inching closer to 500 followers! Once we get there, we will reveal our new feature! Until then, enjoy your current D/L speed (hint hint).

Which would you rather have?

Sorry we haven't been keeping up our tweets. We've been too busy playing Pokémon GO and serving meatball subs out of the back.

Some news since we've been gone: we're creating a IrvineOffline NO app. Walk around Irvine and it'll locate faulty cables. (Part 1)

Point your phone at the cable and hit the big red button. It'll send a picture to us and we'll get on it right away*! (Part 2) *3-4 years

If you don't think there's enough faulty cables for everyone to catch around here, think again! It will be a community effort! (Part 3)

Happy #ElectionDay

Make Internet Great Again!

Have you got a slow connection? Can you not download your cheese pizza? Can you not upload your cheese pizza?

To all of our white subscribers out there:

What a storm We just got back OnLine...emotionally We hope all our platinum members are doing well We're glad to report no damage over here

In the wake of this disaster, we're very glad to announce our VERY SPECIAL NEW FEATURE (for Platinum members only). #IrvineFiber

Is no one excited for #IrvineFiber? 500 retweets will get us to maybe start kinda working on it.

If you're wondering where your cable and internet went...we're sorry. We blew up. The whole office just BANG. We'll have it back up tomorrow

Sorry, Larry the office cat done went and unplugged the internets. Stay groovy, Estill.

Poor speeds and poor service but still paying a fortune? Petition your local government for faster speeds and better prices! It is a thing!

Nasty Weather Alert!!! Stay safe and don't blame us for internet outages!