“So, the Devil promised you a fiddle made of gold.” “Thats right.” “But you had to wager your eternal soul?” “Correct.” “In a fiddlin’ contest.” “Yes.” “Against the devil.” “Uh huh.”

Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

"So what you're saying is the mission is too important to jeopardize?" "Yes, Dave." "And now you won't open the pod bay doors?" "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Knife violence is only okay when it's directed towards someone playing stuff out loud on the tube

Poo poo better than doo doo

Mull this, keep that. Why don't you mull over how to keep your girl happy

The Fucking Killer

In Black Metal, we make music like we make love: fast, loud, and poorly.

For sure just go ahead and completely fuck up the lineup one of the few matches we could get a win in.

Gonna try the new ass album Anyway, go listen to butt.

Nuno Experimento Santos

Imagine we play the best team we have and were getting results

Stoked magassa came on and was almost like for like of potts. Nice to have SOME depth

One problem ive noticed is that our defense loses focus late in game. This should be better managed with subs. Igor cant be that bad? Sub him on for todibo for like 20min?

Hell yeah COYI⚒️

What our scandalous owners promised us fans all those years ago...🤦🏻‍♂️⚒️

Get out of my club

o fdp que tá travando a contratação do paquetá

JD Vance Kill yourself